My Real Life: The Cat

This is the cat.

This is the cat that peed on my carpet yesterday morning.

Needless to say, I was not a happy camper and, when I got done, neither was he. I promptly threw him outside with quite the scolding ringing in his ears. If he can't be decent and yowl at the front door like any other self-respecting cat then he can deal with the consequences. Hey, it ain't my fault the door into the room with the litter box was closed.

Ah, real life.